Dillon Update

Before

Dillon is feeling ok right now. He is very stir crazy though. I am getting that way a bit myself.
After

The Love

Typically, passengers hate us airline employees. We can't control the weather or make sure bags in other cities are transferred correctly. Hard to believe, but it's true. When lighters were banned on aircraft, a smoker accused me of being in cahoots with the lighter companies. Curses! How did he know?!? Rarely are we appreciated at all. This little gem was left at the ticket counter one night.
Thank you Random Thinker

MST

MST only happens once a month. If I'm lucky, I'm able to go and spend some quality time with my friends. I was thinking on the drive to Utah, how nice it would be to live closer to Joel and Paul. But then again, do I really WANT to be farted on more often? No. Do I really need all that paper and plastic wrap in my drinks? Um, not really. And seriously, do i need a wiener drawn on my receipt? Certainly not! And I'm not talking about Joel.